Johno Patterson

Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom

Frequent Writer, Occasional musician. An Irreverent, opinionated northern gent with a love of all things film and television. Follow me on Twitter @Johno_Patterson

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Star Wars: 10 Actors' Roles That Ruin Their Classic Character

Things may never seem the same again in that galaxy far, far away.

2 Oct 2015 Johno Patterson

tv 74k views

10 TV Villains You Didn't Realise Actually Won

Most stories end with the hero saving the day and vanquishing the villain - how terribly boring.

23 Jul 2015 Johno Patterson

film ABC 29k views

6 Movie Characters Who Are Nothing Like They Are In The Book

Think Pennywise just turned into a clown? Think again.

18 Jun 2015 Johno Patterson

film Warner Bros. 73k views

10 "Important" Movie Characters Who Were Mere Plot Devices

Yep, some of your favourite characters are little more than glorified exposition-dispensers.

24 Mar 2014 Johno Patterson

film Warner Bros. 1.3m views

10 Movie Villains You Didn't Realise Actually Won

Think the heroes of these films got the last laugh? Think again.

21 Jan 2014 Johno Patterson

film Ny15 15k views

10 New Year's Resolutions For 2013's Biggest Movie Characters

Stop drinking, change jobs, be a better person... All to be forgotten by January 6th.

2 Jan 2014 Johno Patterson

film Ih7 74k views

10 Most Intimidating Movie Henchmen Of All Time

It's time to give those who do the dirty work their day in the sun.

28 Dec 2013 Johno Patterson

tv Od9 21k views

10 Most Oblivious TV Law Enforcers

If these guys are the Police's best and brightest, god knows who they bust down to traffic.

24 Dec 2013 Johno Patterson

film B61 43k views

10 Reasons James Bond Is A Terrible Spy

Did you hear that Britain employs a mentally ill, outdated, incompetent alcoholic as one of their top agents? Don't you think that's terrifying?

20 Dec 2013 Johno Patterson

gaming Tg 20k views

10 Reasons To Be Excited About Telltale's Game Of Thrones Video Game

Start dreaming of a game that will be even better than The Walking Dead...

16 Dec 2013 Johno Patterson

tv Bd11 73k views

10 Dark British Comedy TV Shows That Must Be Seen

If you are easily offended or have a nervous disposition, a lot of these shows are probably not for you.

13 Dec 2013 Johno Patterson

tv Sp11 31k views

South Park Parodies Game Of Thrones: The 15 Best Bits

After the recent epic South Park trilogy, we look back at the best parts. May involve wieners.

13 Dec 2013 Johno Patterson