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Johno Patterson

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Frequent Writer, Occasional Musician. An irreverent, opinionated northern gent with a love of all things film and television. Follow me on Twitter @Johno_Patterson

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Superheroes
Wolverine Origin

12 Essential R-Rated Wolverine Moments

Will we ever see these extreme moments on screen?
Film
Brothers Grimsby

Sacha Baron Cohen: 5 Awesome Performances And 5 That Sucked

Ali G, Borat... It's not all as grim as Grimsby.
Film
Gary Oldman Tiptoes

12 Actors Who Were Brilliant In Utterly Sh*t Movies

At least when you cast Gary Oldman as Matthew McConaughey's dwarf brother he turns up.
Film
South Park Bigger Longer Uncut.

12 Awesome Animated Films For Adults

Who said cartoons were just for kids?
TV
house of cards

10 Stupidly Risky Plans From TV's Most Notorious Villains

Even the best villains have off days.
Film
Joseph Gordon Levitt Inception

10 "Important" Movie Characters Who Were Mere Plot Devices

Yep, some of your favourite characters are little more than glorified exposition-dispensers.
Film
The Joker Heath Ledger

10 Movie Villains You Didn't Realise Actually Won

Think the heroes of these films got the last laugh? Think again.
Superheroes
Superman Batman

10 Must-Read Comic Book Christmas Specials

Costumes, cartoonish behaviour and fighting. How perfectly festive.
TV
Fargo Lorne Malvo Billy Bob Thornton

10 TV Villains You Didn't Realise Actually Won

Most stories end with the hero saving the day and vanquishing the villain - how terribly…
Film
Harley Quinn

12 Upcoming Comic Book Movie Villains We Can’t Wait To See

Who cares about the heroes? It's these guys we're waiting for.
Film
Django Unchained Leonardo DiCaprio Calvin Candie

15 Great Movie Villains Who Totally Stole The Show

Everyone has enemies, if only they were as interesting as these guys.
Film
Br61

Josh Brolin: 5 Awesome Performances And 5 That Sucked

Thanos' ups and downs.
Film
Star Wars Mark Hamill

Star Wars: 10 Actors' Roles That Ruin Their Classic Character

Things may never seem the same again in that galaxy far, far away.
Film
It Book/Film

6 Movie Characters Who Are Nothing Like They Are In The Book

Think Pennywise just turned into a clown? Think again.
Film
Pu12

10 Best Movie Star vs. Paparazzi Punch Ups

Film
Ny15

10 New Year's Resolutions For 2013's Biggest Movie Characters

Stop drinking, change jobs, be a better person... All to be forgotten by January 6th.
Film
Ih7

10 Most Intimidating Movie Henchmen Of All Time

It's time to give those who do the dirty work their day in the sun.
TV
Od9

10 Most Oblivious TV Law Enforcers

If these guys are the Police's best and brightest, god knows who they bust down to traffic.
Film
B61

10 Reasons James Bond Is A Terrible Spy

Did you hear that Britain employs a mentally ill, outdated, incompetent alcoholic as one of…
Gaming
Tg

10 Reasons To Be Excited About Telltale's Game Of Thrones Video Game

Start dreaming of a game that will be even better than The Walking Dead...
TV
Bd11

10 Dark British Comedy TV Shows That Must Be Seen

If you are easily offended or have a nervous disposition, a lot of these shows are probably…
TV
Sp11

South Park Parodies Game Of Thrones: The 15 Best Bits

After the recent epic South Park trilogy, we look back at the best parts. May involve wieners.
Film
Ol11

10 Most Ridiculous Action Movie One-Liners

TV
Ga4

10 Best TV Gangsters Of All Time

TV
Xm7

12 Awesome Cartoon Christmas Specials To Get You In The Festive Mood

TV
Vi9

10 Great TV Villains Who Totally Stole The Show

TV
Br6

Family Guy: The 10 Best Brian Griffin Episodes

Music
Matt Berry

10 Upbeat Songs To Keep You Happy And Warm This Winter

TV
Dany

Game Of Thrones: 10 Actors' Past Roles Which Ruin Their Character

Film
Lh6

10 Lame Movie Heroes It Was Impossible To Root For