Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

Some things should never, ever be part of foreplay.

Thanks to Fifty Shades Of Grey, your neighbours are out right now ball-gags and bondage straps and all manner of sexy trinkets. Whether this notions horrifies you or excites you, it's still got you talking about it and that's testament to what the book has managed to do. It's created a unconventional dialogue amongst a variety of demographics. Studies are showing that this special brand of erotica - dubbed "mommy porn" - can either be the match that ignites your relationship's fire or it can destroy your relationship completely. Basically, it all depends on how captivating you find the leading man, Christian Grey and how much you buy into his seduction. His ways of wooing are certainly unique and completely effective... unless you value your dignity and free will. If these two things rank low on your list of priorities, then Mr.Grey is pretty much your soulmate. Christian - but don't DARE call him that - may be an impossibly attractive multi-billionaire, but when it comes to the art of seduction, he could maybe use a refresher course. Most potential mates that he'd come across in the real world won't be as naive and delightfully breathless as young Anastasia Steele happens to be and will unfortunately require a certain level of finesse and basic common decency to seduce. If you happen to run into a fictional protagonist from an erotic novel, then Grey's methods might just land you the prize but his strange ways probably won't get you very far with flesh and blood people.

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