10 Insanely Dark Batman Moments That'll Never Make It To Film

9. Sex With Black Canary While Criminals Burn

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Pretty much every panel in Frank Miller's debasive All-Star Batman and Robin is classed as a WTF moment, and this tops the lot.

In issue #7 of the bonkers series, Batman rushes to Black Canary's aid as she struggles with a gang of thugs on a rain-drenched Gotham dock. So far, so heroic.

But what happens next is the mother of all not-safe-for-work moments. Hell, it's not safe for anywhere, least of all the big screen.

After burning the gang to death by igniting a bottle of bleach, Bats and the Canary have sex right there on the pier, mere feet away from the smouldering corpses!

So, yeah, we can safely say we'll never see a version of Batman on the big screen who is turned on by burning bad guys.

We should never have even seen this in comics, but what do you expect from a story arc in which Bats calls Robin "retarded" and refers to himself as "the !*$% Batman"?

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