9. Kid Flash
The first two Flash origins not stupid enough for you? How about Kid Flashs origin? Wally West was the nephew of Barry Allens girlfriend. Visiting Barry in his police lab one night, Wally is victim of the exact same accident that gave Barry his super-powers. He didn't get his powers at the same time as Barry, no, the exact same accident happened a second time. Possessing the same powers as Barry, he simply borrows a smaller sized costume from Barrys wardrobe and calls himself Kid Flash. Even in comic books, the unlikely combination of the exact same meteorological conditions and the exact same chemicals, in the exact same proportions, strains disbelief.