5 Things You Didn't Know About Batman

1. If You Want To Become A Real Life Batman You Will Need Approximately $300 Million

Thinking of becoming a superhero? Fancy yourself the next Bruce Wayne? Well you better have a pretty MASSIVE bank account with lots of zeros at the end of it because you're in for an expensive time ladies and gentlemen. We've all seen the vigilantes bouncing around their local neighbourhoods in crappy homemade costumes trying to fight crime, but let's face it they probably wont last long on a shoestring budget like theirs - t must be like the first time the character of Kick Ass goes out to fight crime and ends up almost dead. Nope, if you've no cash flow you've no chance. Several studies have been conducted to see exactly how much and the figures land between $300 million and $700 million including around $4 million to convert a bomb shelter into a Bat Cave and half a million to make your own Kevlar infused Batsuit. So, unless you want to continue fighting local hoodlums in your underpants and a ski mask you better hope you've some wealthy relatives somewhere who've listed you as primary beneficiary in their wills. So there you have it. Just some of the little known Bat facts that just made you 60% cooler than you were ten minutes ago. There are more of course but we're keeping those to ourselves. We wouldn't you turning up to our local and beating us in the next Batman themed pub quiz, would we?
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