Okay, so you can't fly, make yourself invisible or shoot lasers out of your eyes, but even your Doritos eating, Netflix binging body is capable of some truly superhuman feats.
Some of these super powers require some pretty special circumstances to come to light, many of which, to be perfectly honest, you probably wouldn't want to find yourself in. Others, however, are always within you, just waiting to be discovered. There, now isn't that inspiring?
Up until now, your special party tricks might have been limited to wiggling your ears or tying a cherry stalk in a knot with your tongue (which, by the way, doesn't look as sexy as you think it does), but with just a few tweaks you could have the strength of the Hulk, the healing abilities of Wolverine and even the hyper sensory awareness of Daredevil. Depending on the local laws in your area, however, we have to strongly recommend that you don't use your newly discovered super abilities to indulge in any casual vigilantism.
So, all that's left to do now is decide on your superhero name, get working on that lycra suit and maybe do a bit of light stretching every once in a while to ensure you're up to beating those supervillains at a moment's notice.