8 Scenes We Definitely Won't See in Deadpool 2
7. Deadpool Marries A Succubus
Deadpool marrying a demon doesn't actually sound that far-fetched - he's never had much luck with... humans. For instance, he has a 14-state restraining order from the Olsen Twins - something that definitely won't be referenced in the movies. He also failed to score with Rogue, Black Widow, Big Bertha, and Thor (that was a weird issue.)
So, eventually, Wade thought he would try his luck with a non-human and married a demon called Shiklah the Undead. And since she’s a succubus, Shiklah has tried to kill Deadpool a bunch of times. He should’ve noticed that she wasn’t exactly long-term material straight away.
On their wedding day, she revealed that it's customary in her culture to be “sacrificing a virgin right now.” Deadpool replied with, “Yeah, well Spider-Man’s not here.”
Although Deadpool has had some funny adventures with her (including confronting a video-game-addicted Dracula,) a superhero marrying a succubus might be too weird for a Deadpool movie.