10 Directors Who Have Never Made A Good Movie

6. Keenen Wayons

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Filmography: I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, A Low Down Dirty Shame, Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, White Chicks, Little Man, Dance Flick If the only movie Kennen Wayons ever made were Little Man, I would still find a way for him to be on this list, for Little Man is truly one of the very worst movies I have ever seen. It is vulgar, pathetic and more evil than some of the grimiest movies of the 70's. Wayons made his name directing Scary Movie - a parody of a post-modern take on a post-modern take, which pretty much says it all for the Scary Movie series which is neither scary or in the slightest bit funny. When you finish watching a Keenen Wayans movie, you feel dirty, as if you've witnessed something unholy and putrid. And that's because you have. White Chicks and Little Man are putrid and vulgar filth, the lowest of the low; with their sickening jokes and non-stop crudeness, they become unbearable and somehow manage to sink to new depths in vain attempts to make you laugh. But lets be clear here, if the Devil made films, they would be Keenen Wayons films, they are gross and reprehensible and can only be the result of dark forces working with conspiratorial aims to take over Western civilisation. Shame on the people that continue to fund his dross.
 
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