10 Disney Movie Details Only Grown-Ups Would Notice
So. Many. D*ck. Jokes.
Part of the appeal of Disney films is that they can be enjoyed by kids and grown-ups alike and that’s because a lot of them are jam-packed with jokes, visual gags and nudge nudge wink wink moments designed to fly over the heads of the innocent youngsters but give their older viewers a bit of a giggle. After all, they’ve got to appease all those poor parents who find themselves begrudgingly watching Frozen or The Lion King for the millionth time.
It can be kind of weird though re-watching the Disney movies you loved as a kid when you’re a little bit older and wiser and more depraved and you realise just quite how naughty Disney can be. You needn’t turn to the likes of Sausage Party or South Park for smut of the animated variety – it’s all there lurking within the frames of our favourite supposedly wholesome Disney films.
So prepare to have your childhood potentially ruined with these adult-oriented Disney moments – including incest gags, risqué meme references and more d*ck jokes than you can shake a stick at.
10. The Bishop’s Little Bishop In The Little Mermaid
Everybody loves a good wedding but one character in The Little Mermaid seems a little more excited than most to be at the sham marriage of Prince Eric and sea witch Ursula. Look closely and you’ll see that the bishop overseeing their nuptials seems to be sporting a rather noticeable and animated boner.
Disney, of course, dismissed the priest’s pocket rocket and claimed it was actually his knee and not his penis moving around under his clothes. Although they did see fit to remove the offending ‘knee’ from a 2006 DVD release of the film. Okay guys, it’s a ‘knee’. We believe you.
Speaking of The Little Mermaid on home video, it was rumoured that a bonus boner appeared on the cover of an early VHS release of the film cunningly disguised as a castle spire. It caused enough of a furore that the artist responsible issued a statement saying the phallic-like qualities of the spire were completely inadvertent and a product of working into the wee hours while rushing to get the artwork done.
But we know the truth – The Little Mermaid is basically one giant penis fest.