10. Matthew McConaughey Playing the Bongo Drums Naked
Once upon a time, aka 1992, Matty Mac got whacked out of his gourd on the wacky tobaccy and decided it would be a wonderful idea to play the bongo drums. Hey, that's okay, free country, carpe diem etc. Except that he was disturbing the neighbours, and that's when it all became pear shaped. Or nut-shaped, I should say. You see, M.M. had his M&M's hanging out at the time of his arrest. Look, I have no problem with people hanging out in their home with their homely bits hanging out, especially if they look like Matthew McConaughey, but when you add in the dope and the drums, it all gets kinda weird. I mean, who does that? After a fifty dollar fine, McConaughey was free to go about his business, which involves running around like a sweaty stallion on the beach, bronze nipples glistening in the sun. And you know, every now and then 'acting', and stuff.