If you happen to have a very disturbed mind, as I know some of you do, then sometimes you probably hear the title of a kids movie and find yourself doing a double take or chuckling whilst you think about some of the... uh, "adult implications." Yeah, thinking that the title to a kids movie sounds like it might be a porn flick is not something most people opt to discuss out in the open. Still, although most of the implications made by such titles are probably accidental, some genuinely could be the work of producers and writers trying to slip in a good ol' joke. As a result of this, then, let's do the only thing that we can do in such a situation: examine some of the offending movie titles and imagine a parallel world in which they are porno films. All plots are courtesy of IMDB and any opinions deemed sick are, in fact, sick. I suggest you tuck the kiddies away for this one...
10. The Nut Job
Plot: Surly, a curmudgeon, independent squirrel is banished from his park and forced to survive in the city. Lucky for him, he stumbles on the one thing that may be able to save his life, and the rest of park community, as they gear up for winter - Maury's Nut Store.
Porno Plot: This film doesn't come out until January, but it's easy pickings. The implications of the title are endless. Most children going to see the film won't be able to think about "nuts" as anything more than a food squirrels like, but older goers will see the double meaning instantly. There's probably a porno producer right now working to get the rights to the title. The adult version of The Nut Job could be about a man that gets on "operation" and ends up with a powerful or magical set of nuts. Hence, The Nut Job.