10 Lies Movies Tell You About Sex

10. Standing-Up Sex Is Awesome

20th Century Fox
20th Century Fox

Now, let's get this out of the way first. Standing-up sexcanbe enjoyable. All sorts of fun can be hadwith one or both or all members of a sexual encounter getting bipedal but most of them involve either the people facing away from each other or same gender pairings.

The usual "guy picks up a woman and she wraps her legs around him and they go at it without either of them seeming to get tired" look is just unrealistic. If thisisyour go to sex move, one question for you: exactly how many core exercises are you doing?

This move also assumes that women only sleep with men who are a lot taller and bigger than them which isn't even true in Hollywood. After all, how often has Tom Cruise been a leading man?

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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.