Okay, so Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Were all tired of reading about it, speculating on it and condemning it (you know who you are). Except youre not and thats why youre here. So, welcome Apparently, its gonna be a major disappointment because Internet. Its like this movie stole someones lunch money, slashed their car tyres and clotheslined their grandmother, all on the same day. Has a movie ever generated so much negativity years before it even hits the screens? Has the Internet really degenerated into a flame-charred, troll-ridden cesspool of perpetual negativity? (Actually, dont answer that.) C'mon, why so serious? When the announcement that Batman and Superman would bump biceps was made at Comic-Con in July last year, Hall H exploded in a nerdgasm unmeasurable by existing methods. It was like the Beatles, complete with a freshly-resurrected John and George, were teaming up with the Rolling Stones to do battle with zombie Elvis. We at WhatCulture have been accused of unfairly dumping on Warner Brothers efforts to create a DC universe to rival the Marvel money-making-amazing-movies machine, so its high time we offered a suitably upbeat riposte. After all, Dawn of Justice might just be great, and heres why:
I watch movies and I watch sport. I also watch movies about sport, and if there were a sport about movies I'd watch that too. The internet was the closest thing I could find.
