10 Reasons Being Batman Would Totally Suck

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Batman is one of the world's most famous and most popular heroes. Many of us have fantasized at one point or another about putting on the cape and cowl and standing up for all that is right in the name of good. It would be awesome wouldn't it? Driving around the Batmobile, beating up bad guys, saving the world, hooking up with chicks in skin tight costumes... Sounds like an awesome life and surely everything that was mentioned in the previous sentence would be a marked improvement on even the best of our lives. If only it were that easy. Things never go smooth for any hero and Batman is no exception. As a matter of fact things often go worse for Batman than most other heroes. As far as luck goes Batman without a doubt has absolutely terrible luck. Things never seem to go the poor guys way no matter how hard he tries. What people fail to understand is that putting on the cape and cowl and inheriting the ability to parade around like a total bad ass comes with quite the price. Things aren't ever sunshine and rainbows in the world of Batman. Being Batman seems like it would be great but when you really dig deep you can see that it would actually kind of suck. Let's take a look at a few reasons why.
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