10 Star Wars Moments That Are Incredibly Stupid
Fun fact I discovered while writing this article: its a bad idea to watch the original Star Wars with a critical eye. With some movies, like The Matrix, a critical eye can make everything cooler, deeper, better. With Star Wars, the second you start tugging at threads the entire thing unravels. And I LOVE Star Wars. I love it all. I love the lame dialogue and the vaguely nonsensical plots, the design flaws and the random death. I dont want to ruin it by watching it with a super-critical eye. The things I do for you, dear readers. All 12 of you better appreciate this. One more thing: this list is not about the Extended Editions. If it was, all I would write about would be stupid animals and the singing lady in Jedi. So without further ado: 10 of the many moments that are stupid in the Original Star Wars trilogy. You know... the one we actually saw in theatres. I hate everything and I hope in vain that JJ Abrams is a slightly better writer/director than Lucas....