10 Things Movies Tell You Are Normal (But Totally Aren't)

9. Perfect Parking & No Queueing For A Nightclub!

So you're dressed up and ready to hit the town with your friends.... If you're driving, you'll most likely roam around for a while until you find a suitable parking space, or if in cab you'll get off a short walk away from the nightclub. When you've arrived at your destination there's usually a long queue outside the door. Everyone pretty much makes the most of the body warmth strangers provide, while either trying to edge through or stopping others from doing so. Finally, at the door I.D. check is done and you enter by joining another queue for the cloakroom. So basically, it could take approximately 1.5 hours to get from the entrance of the club into the dance-floor itself... However... If you live in the cinematic universe, even if there is a long queue outside of the nightclub, you will ALWAYS manage to park right outside the entrance, speak to the bouncers convincingly, and waltz past the long queue representing 'our' pathetic selves with ease in the space of 5 minutes!!
 
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As a one-of-a-kind twenty-something film fanatic and culture vulture... I have a 1st Class Honours degree in English Literature with Film Studies & Media Cultures. Along with recently completing MA by Research in Film Studies, I aspire to be a film critic and yearn for the opportunity to roll around on the red carpet (with or without Christian Bale in his Batsuit). Always openly embracing films of all genres and nations, although anything Studio Ghibli related will always have a place in my heart. Believes normality is overrated!