To give the film industry credit where it's due, there sure have been some stand-up (pun intended) sex scenes this year. From historical
romps of the most literal variety to sexy European flicks and some very handy
masturbation tips by way of Luca Guadagnino’s Call Me By Your Name and an
unsuspecting peach, there’s been enough lusty onscreen sex in 2017 to keep us
titillated well into next year.
But for every steamy tryst us moviegoers have seen, there’s
been an awful sex scene to kill the mood. Some of 2017’s most memorably bad
cinematic sex have been so lame and uninspired it’s barely enough to raise our
libidos even slightly.
Other sex scenes this year, however, have been
off-putting in other ways entirely. And by ‘off-putting’ we mean human on
fish-man sex, borderline necrophilia and Tom Cruise getting his rocks off – the
latter being the most disturbing of all.
Sorry in advance for ruining your future sex lives.