12 "Bad" Films More Fun Than Citizen Kane

The "other" greatest films ever made.

Released in 1941, Citizen Kane€™s depiction of a William Randolph Hearst-like publisher attracted the ire of Hearst himself, who used his influence to ensure that the film played to mostly empty houses. Fearing a lawsuit from the publisher, many cinema owners refused to screen the picture, which lost hundreds of thousands of dollars for RKO. Kane€™s status as €œThe Greatest Film Ever Made€ grew after it gained popularity on television, where it caught the attention of critic Andrew Sarris, who called it €œthe work that influenced the cinema more profoundly than any American film since Birth Of A Nation.€ Propelled by similarly laudatory reviews from Pauline Kael and David Thomson, Kane topped Sight & Sound€™s top ten list for the first time in 1962, a position it held until 2012 when it was dethroned by Hitchcock€™s Vertigo. But you know what? Kane just isn€™t that much fun to watch. When the BFI compiles a list of movies that people admire rather than enjoy, Kane will take pride of place, followed by Vertigo, The 400 Blows and Jean-Luc Godard€™s entire filmography. Far more interesting are the films that, though indefensible on any artistic level, just want to give you a good time. Man-in-a-suit monster movies, 80s action films, chicks with guns, that kind of thing.

12. Sharknado

You have to admire the audacity of a production company that makes a movie about leaping, flying sharks that can use rope ladders, mounts it on a budget of $1.98 and casts Tara Reid as the female lead. The Asylum€™s office parties must be epic. For good measure, they throw in the kind of action scenes you€™d expect to see in a movie like San Andreas: a Ferris wheel crashes into a skyscraper, the Hollywood sign is destroyed, sharks fly into power lines etc. The cheap digital effects means it all looks about as convincing as one of Nicolas Cage€™s wigs, but that only adds to the fun. As any meteorologist will confirm, the only way to combat a Sharknado is to fly explosives into the eye of the storm, causing it to rain sharks that can then be picked off by a sharpshooter. Should one swallow your girlfriend, it€™s no biggie, just feed yourself to the shark while carrying your trusty chainsaw. It worked for Ishmael in that Melville story.
 
Posted On: 
Contributor

Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'