12 Impossible "Would You Rathers" No Harry Potter Fan Could Answer

Die young and heroic or live forever as a Slytherin?

Would. You, Rather. Never have three little words represented such a massive ordeal. It used to be that the harmless game was classed as a more dignified version of Truth Or Dare, where nobody would have to take any clothes off and nobody would have to kiss anybody else under threat of force. But no more. Now in the Internet era, devilish minds have changed the game completely, moving the goalposts and revelling in the need to push boundaries ever further and forcing your mind into the murkiest depths of morality. And never have those questions been harder than when your fandom is turned against you. Even loving the Harry Potter world, and wanting to be part of the magical world can be spoiled by some fiendishly thought up Would You Rathers that only the most committed fans could have dreamt up. Prepare to have all of the joy sucked out of the world without the need for any Dementors at all...

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