12 Ludicrous Porn Parodies That Will Haunt Your Geeky Dreams

Just as there rise of smartphones and mobile devices lead to the proliferation of available apps for every conceivable technological…

Simon Gallagher

Executive Editor

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Just as there rise of smartphones and mobile devices lead to the proliferation of available apps for every conceivable technological need, and myriad things that noone ever asked for, the rise of the internet, and the comparatively mainstream acceptance of pornography has meant that all manner of lurid desire is catered for, including those of the really invested geeks.

The sexual appetites of such geeks has long been played upon by film-makers and product launchers with a thirst for a quick buck, with sexy cosplays appearing long ago, and adult products dedicated to favourite properties (such as a range of Avengers sex toys recently) popping up regularly. So it was only a matter of time before the lines between the geeky sources and the porn industry began to blur, and live action porn parodies started to rule the industry.

And it’s not just live action films either.

It all comes down to that one moment, when a tiny, inappropriate seed enters your head: “wow, I never realised Louis Griffin was so hot…” and then all of a sudden there’s a Playboy spread devoted to Marge Simpson, and your Google search results are filled with deeply disturbing bad-photoshop

You should probably blame yourself for these, because you definitely played a part, whether knowingly or otherwise, in creating the need

Honourable Mention

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Whisper it, but this Star Wars XXX parody from Axel Braun  is actually pretty good, and it’s nowhere near as destructive for the Star Wars legacy as what George Lucas did under the legitimate banner of the prequel trilogy.

The quality all comes down to the attention to detail, and an overriding manifesto to celebrate the source, as well as parody it…

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Likewise, there’s a Dark Knight porn parody called BatFXXX, with impressively high production qualities (we’re talking relatively here of course) and an attention to detail that only a real fan could bring.

 

But as for the rest, the overriding feeling at the end is of bitter regret and a nagging sense of dread. A bit like real sex.