15 Upcoming Films That Could Score 0% On RottenTomatoes

15. Hitman: Agent 47

The Pitch: The second attempt to transform the classic stealth video game series into a movie franchise, this time with Rupert Friend playing the iconic Agent 47, who finds himself being hunted down by a fiercely determined CIA agent (Zachary Quinto) with more than a few nifty tricks up his sleeve (namely titanium body armour). Why It Could Score 0%: Where to begin? It's a big budget film from a first-time director, it's been co-written by Skip Woods (X-Men Origins: Wolverine, A Good Day To Die Hard), the CGI looks hilariously awful, the game's focus on stealth has been completely abandoned in favour of over-the-top action sequences, and they didn't even shave all of Hitman's hair off for Christ's sake! In short, it looks like a film made by people who have never even played the games and are simply trying to make a quick buck off a popular IP. It'll probably end up making the woeful 2007 movie (which itself only scored 14%) look decidedly better by comparison. Release Date: August 21 (US), August 27 (UK)
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