Clint Eastwood is in my opinion the only living (and working for that matter) Hollywood icon left of his generation. I’m sorry, but today’s A-listers just aren’t the same. Eastwood has the star quality that only the greats had.
Once upon a time the western was the big action genre, filling young boys hearts with a burning passion to pick up a toy gun and shoot their friends. Nowadays the place in the hearts and minds of our children has been taken up by superheroes. We are experiencing a superhero boom at the moment and while we may well be heading towards a superhero recession, it has yet to hit. So what if Clint was still in his prime? Where would the hero of yesteryear fit into today’s spandex clad, muscle suit wearing geek fests?
Here are 5 characters that Clint Eastwood would not only be amazing as, but should have played had there been any justice in the world.
5. Allan Quatermain
Excuse my profanity but f*** Sean Connery. It wasn’t his fault The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was shit, but he damn well helped! Alan Moore’s Victorian ensemble of popular literary characters from the 1880s and 1890s took legendary sharpshooter Quatermain from H. Rider Haggard’s novel King Solomon’s Mines and put him in an adventure with Captain Nemo, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Mina Harker (Dracula) and The Invisible Man. While the film version is to cinema what 3rd degree burns are to your complexion, the graphic novels are a totally original take on some of the greatest literary characters ever created.
Who could play a drunk, old and past-it gunslinger like Clint? Yes OK, he isn’t English but neither was Sean Connery and unlike him, Clint would probably work on the accent rather than play everything as Shcotish. The reason Clint would be so good is because he has the gravitas that so many actors don’t have. He is the one of the only actors in film history who doesn’t blink when they fire a gun……..that’s bad ass. He is also really good at playing characters who hate the world around them and that is Allan Quatermain. He is a professional hunter who has come to love Africa and hates the part he plays in destroying it, yet has no other option for a living.
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7 Comments
Interesting choices. I’d probably have picked Clint to play the Saint of Kilers if I were casting a preacher movie. And I do recall talk of Clint being interested in Batman many years ago, but dunno if it was just one of those bulls**t stories you hear.
Hi Jeana
I avoided the Saint of Killers and Jonah Hex purely because they are characters so heavily based on Clint’s western persona that it wouldn’t be very interesting. Seeing Jesse played by Clint working against type against a character based on that very same archetype is quite a fun idea don’t you think?
Ed
Darren Aronofsky wanted Clint to portray Batman when he pitched a film idea to WB a few years back (before Nolan got involved).
Clint would have been perfect for a film version of TDKR, but I fear he is now too old. I say let Kurt Russell age a few more years and give him a chance to face off against Gene Wilder as the Joker (That may sound ludicrous at first, but give it some reflection and you’ll realise that it is actually perfect casting!)
And whilst we’re on casting choices, Rutger Hauer is the only option for the Saint of Killers!
Client would be perfect for Bruce should they choose to take up the Batman Beyond story-line!
Clint Eastwood as Judge Dredd? That is the most inspired piece of casting I have ever heard! Love it.
i would have loved to see clint play the old bruce wayne from batman beyond. just watch return of the joker and then space cowboys. it’s the same crotchity old man that you fully believe would kick your teeth down your throat if he had to.
Clint as Cable.
’nuff said