…and One Reason Why Maybe It Isn’t!

(Article re-posted for your enjoyment)…

OWF’s Tom Fallows runs down 50 reasons why the 1984 classic horror comedy Ghostbusters is The Greatest Film of All Time.

Also check out the three sequels to this list Gremlins, Back to the Future and Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho!

1. Bill Murray

This is the movie that made the Saturday Night Live comedian a bonified movie star and would pave the way for such later delights as Groundhog Day (1993), Lost in Translation (2003) and Broken Flowers (2005). Without Bill Murray, would Ghostbusters be the classic it is today?

2. The Dialogue

Just transcribing the movie would enough reason why Ghostbusters achieves greatness. This list contains as many classic quotes as we could fit. i.e.

“You forget, Peter. I was present at an undersea unexplained sponge migration,” – Ray.

3. Ray Parker Jr’s Theme Song

All together now, “Who ya gonna call?”

The music video is pretty cool too. It’s got Chevy Chase, Teri Garr and Columbo in it. Awesome!

4. Ivan Reitman

The movie proves, contrary to recent evidence that Reitman can direct a movie. If this went to court, and the prosecution produced Evolution (2001) and My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) as Exhibits A & B, then the defence would only need to show Ghostbusters to result in an instant dismissal.

5. Old Boy Heroes

In an age obsessed with youth, it’s nice to see four heroes old enough to be your dad.

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“Generally you don’t see that kind of behaviour in a major appliance,” – Peter on hearing Dana Barrett has a demon dog in her fridge.

7. New York

Reitman turns the city into another character and gives it a Gothic feel that adds to the eerie atmosphere. The film’s key motif is that of the city’s gargoyles watching its citizens.

8. Weird Collections

Feel bad about collecting toy trains, stamps or movie star autographs? Fuck it. Egon collects spores, moulds and fungus. You have nothing to worry about.

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“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” – Peter.

10. The Costumes

They wear the four coolest jumpsuits outside of Elvis’ closet. And no “coolest jumpsuits,” is not an oxymoron.

11. It Makes Science Fun

When someone tries to explain the physical properties of the universe to me I zone out. Yet I’m genuinely intrigued by the concept of total protronic reversal (“It would be bad,” apparently).

12. Turned slime into a verb

Grammar has never looked back.

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“He slimed me,” – Peter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2nYqyfDMnQ.

14. Sigourney Weaver Is Hot

In the Alien saga – after leaving sci-fi fans drooling with her final underwear battle with the xenomoprh – Ms. Weaver’s character gradually got more masculine as the films progressed. In Ghostbusters we’re reminded of how sexy she can be. Plus she sleeps above the covers. Ok, so its four feet above the covers!

15. Ecto-1

It’s the third coolest automobile in movie history (No.1 is Mad Max’s V-8 Interceptor; No. 2 is Adam West’s Batmobile).

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“Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse, of spook central,” – Ray

17. It Gave Us The Master System Computer Game.

Fun, but God it was hard (That’s one for us bastards old enough to remember).

18. Genre Theory

Blows theorist Thomas Schatz out of the water by effortlessly fusing the, “genre of order,” with the, “genre of integration,” to create one perfect movie. By that definition, Ghostbusters is a genre of its own.

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19. QUOTE – “Is it just a mist or does it have arms and legs?” – Janine.

20. Slimer


21. They’re Ready To Believe You

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“Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?” – Peter

23. Gadgets

Outside of Bond and Gotham City’s Dark Knight, the Ghostbusters get all the coolest toys. The EPK meter, the trap, those goggles Ray wears.

And…

24. The Proton Pack

Man I would have killed for one of those. Unfortunately the device is not a toy can and can only be handled by scientists with PhDs in parapsychology and psychology. Damnit.

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“No job is too big, no fee is too big,” – Peter

27. Healthy Disregard For Authority

Bureaucrats and officials like Walter Peck are presented as the rat bastards they actually are. “Yes it’s true,” says Peter of Mr. Peck. “This man has no penis.” That’s what I heard too.

28. The Logo

The white ghost popping out of the red, ‘no smoking’ sign is as well known as the crucifix…and less people have died as a result of it .

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29. “This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportion!” – Peter

“What you mean, ‘biblical?’” – Mayor
“What he means is Old Testament, Mr Mayor. Real wrath of God type stuff: fire and brimstone coming down from the skies – rivers and seas boiling!” –Ray
“Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes!” – Egon
“Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together…mass hysteria!” – Peter

30. Peter Venkman Is Technically Cooler Than Indiana Jones

Temple of Doom came out in the same year (1984) and whilst they may both be University professors, alls I can say is there was no child actor sidekick or screeching lady-singer love interest for Dr. Venkman. No, sir.

31. Elmer Bernstein’s Score

Though Ray Parker Jr’s theme song may have earned itself a place in popular culture, Bernstein’s score is not to be overlooked. It gives the perfect balance of eerie menace and fun Halloween scares.

32. Fun Movie In Sad Times

Both Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher made the 80s sad. Ghostbusters made it happy!

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“I don’t have to take this abuse from you. I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me,” – Peter

34. Friendship

Ghostbusters is all about standing shoulder-to-shoulder with your buddies and watching their back no matter what crazy scheme they get involved in. Plus they are those rare people who can mix business and friendship and come out smiling.

35. Smoking

In the days before everything got PC and everyone started obsessing over their health (who the fuck wants to live ‘til they’re 100?) in Ghostbusters we had three guys who chain-smoked their way through saving the world. Spark up on film nowadays and watch everyone throw a shit fit.

36. Egon’s Hair

Think Eraserhead, only practical.

37. It Gives Us Advice To Live By

Like what to do if anyone asks you if you’re a god.

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“Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown,” – Peter.

39. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

He’s like Godzilla (only a cuddly demonic sailor version).

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“Gozer the Gozarian! Good evening. As a duly elected representative of the city, county and state of New York I order you to cease and desist in all supernatural activity and return to forthwith to your place of origin or the nearest convenient parallel dimension,” – Ray.

41. Genuinely Creepy

The Librarian ghost or the zombie cab driver, anyone?

42. Working Class Heroes

In an era of excess and yuppiedom, Ghostbusters was about four working stiffs who had three mortgages and worried about paying the bills. Yet it was down to these guys to save the world. So it goes…

43. “If there’s a steady pay check, I’ll believe anything you say.” – Winston

44. Classic Style

Take out the special effects and Ghostbusters would still be a masterpiece. The film has a real, good hearted, old-fashioned quality to it. In places it has the knockabout comedy of a Three Stooges short, and at other times it has the kind of rapid fire dialogue usually associated with Preston Sturges or Howard Hawks.

45. The Special Effects

So good they were nominated for an Oscar!

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46. “I’ve quit better jobs than this,” – Janine.

47. Stay-Puft References

No wonder the Stay-Puft Marsh-mellow Man was the first thing that popped into Ray’s head towards the end of the movie. He had been victim of subliminal messaging throughout the film including a packet laying beside some eggs in Dana’s apartment.

48. Iconic Moments

There are a few moments in this film that will live in cinemagoers minds forever. My favourite however, is when the guys first appear in full uniform. They burst through a hotel door – side-by-side – and the camera swoops down and tracks in on them as the enter the lobby. “Hey, anyone seen a ghost?” asks Peter. The hairs on my neck are standing up just writing this.

49. Ghostbusters 2 (1989)

Ok, so it’s not as good as the first one (but few films are, right?) but people who give this film are hard time have missed the point. Ghostbusters 2 is simply the chance to have a good time and hang out with some old buddies you haven’t seen in a while. What’s wrong with that?!?


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANvKkdkZm2o

And one reason why maybe it isn’t…

Alright, the elephant in the room — Winston. Is he an ordinary guy who’s lack of scientific knowledge means he’s actually a cypher for the audience…or is he a lazy, black stereotype, drawn up by people who should know better? What do you reckon?

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