4. Dennis Quaid
The Five Awful Movies: Beneath The Darkness, What To Expect When You're Expecting, The Words, Playing For Keeps, At Any Price No, c'mon - surely the brilliant Dennis Quaid has been in something good lately? Sorry to burst your bubble, faithful Quaid-fan, but Mr. Quaid also happens to be a "five movie offender." Quaid is something like the actor equivalent of a prostitute nowadays, in the sense that I'm always glad to see him, but afterwards the experience feels empty and unsatisfying, 'cause it's
prostitution. Not that I'd know, of course. I read about it in a book. What I'm trying to say in amongst that incredibly ill-judged comparison, is that even though Dennis Quaid might be good in his recent slew of bad movies (
At Any Price springs to mind), the fact is that they're still bad movies and he's just wasted in them. There's also the little matter of Dennis Quaid - alongside fellow "five movie offender" Gerard Butler - choosing to star in
Playing For Keeps. Totally unforgivable move, Den.