Fifty Shades Freed: 18 WTF Moments

17. Ana & Christian Get Married...But Haven't Talked About Kids Yet

Fifty Shades Darker Dakota Johnson Jamie Dornan
Universal

When the two are having dinner, Ana nonchalantly asks Christian if he wants to have kids someday, to which he unconvincingly retorts, "Uh, sure", before deflecting by talking about the lovely steak they're eating.

The scene is utterly baffling because, who in the hell gets married before having a very serious conversation with their partner about whether or not they're going to have kids? It's totally absurd and clearly only thrown in the film to set up the pregnancy plotline later.

It's as though the scene was written by someone with no insight into actual human relationships...which sounds pretty spot-on for the franchise, really.

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