Jurassic Park: Every Series Character Ranked Worst To Best

From Alan Grant to Zara the world's unluckiest assistant, the gang's all here.

In 1993, Jurassic Park hit theaters, shattering and setting box office records and earning the love of fans young and old the world over. After spawning two more sequels, 1997's The Lost World and 2001's Jurassic Park III, the franchise had taken a massive plunge in financial returns and critical praise, with the series laying dormant until the overwhelming success of last year's Jurassic World proved beyond a doubt that Jurassic Park still means a lot to people. Throughout all four films, the series has featured a wide range of human characters - some beloved, some not - from kids to adults, hunters to naturalists, lawyers to paleontologists. With another sequel already lined up for release in 2018, let's look back at the four films we've been given so far to stack up all the characters to sort out which ones were the worst or more forgettable and which ones the series wouldn't be the same without...

40. Amanda Kirby

Appeared In: Jurassic Park III It takes a lot for a character to single-handedly bring a movie to a screeching halt every time they're on screen, but Amanda Kirby pulled it off. Despite following in the footsteps of female protagonists like Ellie Sattler and Sarah Harding, the screechy, over-the-top Amanda is easily the series' worst, most lamentable character based solely on how grating she tended to be.
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