Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom - 12 Stupidest Moments In The Dumbest Jurassic Park Movie Ever

11. Jeff Goldblum's Two-Minute Cameo

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Jeff Goldblum

Yes, Jeff Goldblum returns as Dr. Ian Malcolm...for all of around two minutes in the single courtroom sequence featured in the trailers.

Despite the excitement surrounding Goldblum's involvement, he's here for a scant cameo that's chopped in two and bookends the film, as he quite sensibly explains that humanity should just let the dinosaurs be wiped out.

While it would've been foolish to expect Malcolm to have a major role in the action-driven portion of the movie, fans were probably expecting him to show up in a few more scenes, no?

Instead, the most likeable character in the entire franchise is dragged out of bed for nothing more than a glorified voiceover.


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