Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom - 12 Stupidest Moments In The Dumbest Jurassic Park Movie Ever

10. Yep, There's ANOTHER Island

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom James Cromwell
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The Lost World was widely mocked upon release for its impossibly lazy sequel premise: there's another island, of course! Well, Fallen Kingdom (kinda) pulls a fast one on audiences again by throwing yet another island locale into the fray.

When John Hammond's (Richard Attenborough) former partner Benjamin Lockwood (James Cromwell) learns of the impending extinction event, he enlists the help of Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) to help move the dinosaurs from Isla Nublar to a small island sanctuary that he has purchased.

In fairness, this never actually comes to pass because Lockwood's caretaker Eli Mills (Rafe Spall) decides to sell the dinosaurs to the highest bidder instead. It's probably just as well, because the mere suggestion of transporting the dinos to yet ANOTHER island surely elicited groans from the thoroughly abused fanbase.

Fingers crossed the sanctuary island doesn't feature in Jurassic World 3, and this whole subplot can just be quietly forgotten.

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