Men across the globe everywhere... send in your CV's now to be F***ING ENGAGED to Jessica Biel!

Bigger than the Superman reboot role, bigger than re-casting The Joker, bigger than playing Frank Sinatra in the upcoming film biopic...

Men around the world everywhere. No matter what your age is, what your physical appearance is like, or which of the seven continents you come from, of the near 200 countries and over 6,000 thousand known languages within them you could speak. (Yes even Klingon)... It's gotta be worth sending in your application for a chance at this... The Hollywood Reporter say that Jessica Biel has signed up to the star in the raunchy comedy F***ing Engaged, from first time Julia Brownell's original screenplay.

1426604599_5741b59481Young male actors everywhere are keeping their fingers crossed that auditioning with Jessica Biel will require her to wear this outfit. The movie follows a couple who make the decision to have sex every day leading to their wedding so they can keep the flame alive and not turn out miserable and disconnected to one another, like their parents who presumably haven't fucked for years. The great thing is the male part has not yet been cast. So you still have a chance guys to nab the role of a lifetime. But keep in mind your probably going to be competing with the likes of James Marsden, Gerard Butler and maybe even Seth Rogen who might now be suddenly interested in this property when they probably passed on it before, simply because they can now be in a movie where they get to pretend to have sex with Biel everyday. Close proximity nudity with one of the world's sexiest women and to get paid for the weeks you spend with her in bed? Doesn't sound like the worst gig ever does it? Maybe even Ryan Reynolds might now fancy handing in his CV, after all he must be tired of sleeping with his wife Scarlett Johansson (yeah right!!!). Now there's a thought... Scarlett might fancy putting her hat in the ring. I'm sure the screenwriter could change the raunchy couple who have sex everyday, to be a raunchy lesbian couple who have sex everyday! $300 million worldwide right there.
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