Warning, Probably The Worst Ever "Star Wars" Movie Is Being Made

From the makers of Scary Movie... Oh FFS!

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This is not a drill. The self-styled agents of spoof behind Scary Movie (and its many, many mirthless stablemates), Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have decided that they need to continue flexing their "funny" muscles, by taking aim at Star Wars.

The pair, who have singularly failed to deliver a single sustained laugh since they started their long movie con, are set to write and direct a spoof of the galaxy far, far away called... now hold onto your sides for this one... Star Worlds Episode XXXIVE=MC2: The Force Awakens The Last Jedi Who Went Rogue...

Imagine the absolute scenes of carnage in the producers' office when that doozy was pitched. Fair play to them though, at least with that title, there won't be a single person who goes to see their lie of a comedy film under any illusion that it will be funny at all.

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Friedberg and Seltzer’s other writing credits include the five Scary Movies, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and Vampires Suck. And yet they insist on telling people.

As something of a PSA to messrs Friedberg and Seltzer, there's actually already a spoof Star Wars movie that will always be vastly superior to anything you make. It was called Space Balls and it was glorious.

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