9. Turd Burglar - Duke Nukem Forever
Objective: Find and steal a piece of poo Duke Nukem Forever is considered to be one of the largest flops in gaming history on a critical level. I personally was able to overlook some of the faults and enjoy myself to an extent. The humor was often crass but that was what people wanted, so it's only natural that your first trophy/achievement would most likely be raked in for picking up a pound of crap from the opening levels bathroom. Seriously now, how can you not laugh at the absurdity of it all?