10 Embarrassing Things We All Did In Famous Video Games
10. Being A Law-Abiding Taxi Driver - Grand Theft Auto V
Believe it or not, there's only so much time you can spend driving around Los Santos killing people, blowing things up, taking selfies and so on, before you realise you've actually done pretty much everything the game has to offer.
That is, of course, except for playing the Bizarro version of Grand Theft Auto V, in which you attempt to take on the role of an unassuming, law-abiding taxi driver, which extends not merely to refraining from killing other citizens, but even driving according to the traffic lights and not smashing up other vehicles.
As a brief respite between all that wanton killing, taking some taxi jobs can be rather relaxing, akin to the various train driving simulators and fishing games available these days: simply, it's a decent enough time killer, with the living, breathing expanse that Rockstar has created certainly aiding in the immersion.
Then you snap back to reality and realise you're driving a virtual cab, sensibly no less, when you could be ramming it into pedestrians and sending the police force's finest on a daring chase.
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