Gamers need love too, and who are we to judge when that need is filtered into games? For almost as long as developers have hidden secret messages and easter eggs in their games, an element of those naughty creatives have taken the opportunity to hide sexual imagery and extra content for gamers to find in even the most child-targeted games.
Some gamers might argue that there is very little that is more sexy than achieving a kill streak in Call of Duty with a hand-gun or a knife, but those developers seem to disagree, recognising that there is clearly a fundamental yearning in the gaming community to see naked skin while they play.
Either that or they quite rightly realise that the sight of inappropriately sexy images in something as main-stream as a tent-pole gaming release is hilarious. More stringest censorship rules might well now see the end of such behaviour, so while it’s still possible to see this sort of material, we’re celebrating ten of the most outrageous examples of sexual content hidden in video games…
1. San Andreas – Hot Coffee Mod
Where else could we start? San Andreas’ Hot Coffee Mod was the moment that realised ever adults’ fear that their GTA-loving children were playing something not altogether wholesome. As if murder, soliciting prostitutes and revelling in a life of crime weren’t enough San Andreas included the remains of an ultimately cut sex mini-game that cheeky modders found and duly shared with the world.
Okay so admittedly it’s pretty difficult to actually do anything other than simulate sex with all of your clothes on, but the grinding was probably more than enough for prudish mothers everywhere to explode with righteous indignation when they discovered their sons playing through the mini-game.
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their is also a (not so secret) sex scene in “Hitman, Blood Money”. In the Mission “You Better Watch Out” you have to kill a professional photograph tycoon and his son, all whilst a christmas i going on downstairs. The easiest way to kill the son is to slip some in his drink which makes him ehem.. horny. After that you can follow him and see him have cloth-sex with a girl.
lolol, have not played Hot Coffee for a while!
God of war III has aprodite godess of sex
Max payne 3
how is the witcher not in this… part of the game is sexual conquest.. where you collect cards lol
does anybody out there remember the police quest scene in the jail? I remember seeing that for the first time when I was a kid and just about crapped myself, little 8 bit boobs!
The original Wolfenstein had an X-rated version where all the swastikas inside the castle were replaced with babes.
Heavy Rain featured playable shower and stripping scenes.
seems you haven’t seen:
- the witcher 2 assassins of kings
- Vampire masquerade bloodlines
Oh I remember how the cool kids in my class ‘knew how to have sex’ because of the Hot Coffee Mod.
Hot Coffee was hilarious.
What’s interesting about Hot Coffee Mod is that Carl is able to have sex with his pants on LOL The GTAIV was REALLY strange…
I never noticed that happened in God of War. How old was that Tomb Raider game or which one was it?
There is an amazing invention that makes virtual reality look like a spectrum ZX…its called ‘women’…try them out, much more enternatining than pixellated versions…poindexters…
oooooh nice burn…
Has no one played “The Saboteur”..?
Awesome game…
I remember playing Shadow Warrior and finding those girls. You could just stand there and spam the interact button to hear tons of quips. My favorite is still “Lo-Wang drop soap! You bend over get it” If you fired upon them they whipped an uzi out of no where and let you have it.
Mafia 2 cellectables
Guys,its HIDDEN sexy moments,not plain-in-sight moments.
There are 2 to 3 sex scenes in devil may cry 5, but no nudity, completely censore d…..