10 Reasons Why Aliens: Colonial Marines Is Worse Than A Face Hug

9. These Aren't The Aliens You're Looking For

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The titular creatures really don't feel how they should. In the films they're smart, cold and calculated, hunting in packs and hiding, just waiting to pounce on the unwitting or terrified marines. In A:CM this is completely the opposite, these are not the Xenos we all know and love, they are not smart, cold and calculated. They are retarded lemmings who blindly jump into your cross hairs. They will not work together, they will not try to get around you, they just run straight up to you and claw like mad. IF they actually get that close. They come across as more irritating than threatening. It feels like a chore, they just get in the way as you try to get to your next objective. While there are different types of Xenos made for the game, jump to reason 4 as to why they're just as lame.
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I'm just a humble wannabe writer from the midlands, who reads too much, watches too much tv, and hopes to one day be at the helm of some dramatic brilliance of my own. But for now, the likes of Breaking Bad and anything Stephen King are far too distracting.