10 Resolutions Gaming's Heroes Need To Keep

10. Mario €“ Pay More Attention To Peach

Even if you have just started gaming last year, you probably know that every Mario game revolves around the short and chubby Italian plumber jumping through hoops to rescue his beloved Princess Peach from the slimy clutches of Bowser. If Mario had maybe paid some attention to her every once in a blue moon maybe this wouldn€™t happen every year. Seriously, what is he busy doing all day that negates him from spending some time with the love of his life? Surely he isn€™t fixing toilets 24/7 or something. So please Mario, give Princess Peach the attention she deserves and maybe we€™ll get an original plot concept in your next game.
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