2. Team America: World Police
Movie Plot: Trey Parker and Matt Stones hilarious parody of American foreign policy features the heroic Team America trying to prevent a massive nuclear terrorist attack masterminded by Kim Jong Il, all orchestrated from the story telling angle of puppets. Theres nothing bad about this at all, apart from the uncomfortable semi you get when they make the inanimate objects have sex, but therapy cleared that up in no time. Game Plot: (Direct Movie Game) Playing out like a less self-important version of Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3, this game follows Team America across the globe as they destroy Paris, Cairo and the inner palaces of North Korea. Of course games often expand on the basic plots of the movies so this could feature even more mad set pieces. Gary could have training based missions in the art of being undercover in the depths of India, which will end with a death defying escape from the Tahj Mahal. All terrain fight training in the North Pole which ends with a death defying escape from legions of aggressive Polar Bears which the Team America group have to exterminate with rocket launchers whilst destroying the ice caps. It will all be fun, mad and punctuated with hilarious one liners and ridiculous comments on politics...and sex, gross amounts of puppet sex. Cool Gameplay Features: The characters will still be puppets and move like puppets, players will have to comprehend how the adjusted movements help their character. Hand to hand fights Like the iconic karate battles, this game will embrace them with a fighting aspect which is, in its basic essence, bumping in to the opponent until they fall down. The right analogue stick will be used profusely during all the sex scenes; players have the options to design their own sex position. Chaos Mode: Players battle waves of politicians and actors from history in any of the main set pieces of the game.