20 Problems Only People Dating Gamers Will Understand

20. Jealousy Over Animated Characters

€œHer name is Neith and she€™s awesome and super powerful. I mean, look at her bow, it's huge!€ €œYeah€that€™s not all that€™s huge€€ A majority of the living, breathing gamer community plays games that depict beautiful women in sexy clothing who are also super talented huntsmen or charming and totally ripped men whose wits and eyes could cut through steel. These women have perfect, shining hair, long eyelashes, and breasts so large, they would knock a real mortal to her feet with every step. The men all have arms the size of redwoods, voices deeper than the ocean, and their scars are actually cool. What€™s worse is that they are always experts at something, be it a bow and arrow, melee attacks, or choking people out with their massive thighs. They are better at that one super-awesome skill than you are at anything in your life. You€™re worthless compared to them. So you get jealous. No matter how many arguments you try to strike up, you will undoubtedly lose and also feel like a complete ass in retrospect because you€™re mad that your SO is staring at a computer generated image who might look better or sound better than you are, but isn€™t actually real.
 
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I am a college graduate of Penn State with two bachelors in the arts. When I'm not writing or performing, I am an SFX make-up artist for local up and coming films in the Houston area. I love horror movies, James Spader, and will watch anything suggested to me.