Villainy is often glorified in films and video games, with characters like Borderlands 2s Handsome Jack often being the most compelling and interesting to be found in the their respective product. This is why, when given the choice, many players will side with the villains over the heroes, shown by the excessively high ratio of Chimera to Humans in the Resistance online modes. The simple truth is its just more enjoyable to be the bad guy, discarding all rules and conventions in order to frolic merrily through a carnage filled city, leaving a sea of mutilated corpses in ones wake. But if these gaming nasties were real, would you really want to work for them? Well no, as you probably dont really want to go around murdering innocents in the real world anyway, but lets look at those blaggards you
really wouldnt want to be your boss. Here is our list of the five antagonists whod have every union in the country on their asses within a week of opening up shop; though admittedly they would probably be too occupied being all sexy and evil to give much of a crap.
5. Bowser Super Mario Bros.
Many of us complain about our working conditions, but in comparison the hazards surrounding the Mushroom Kingdoms Koopers make us look like a man whining about a stubbed toe while stood next to an a limbless decapatee. While the idea of working for a King (though what Bowser is actually King of Im not sure, as unless hes Princess Peachs dad, thus making the underlining theme of Mario attempted incest along with the already suggested bestiality, hes only a King in the same sense that Dr Dre has a PhD) sounds pretty amazing, what the job actually entails is both infinitely uninteresting and dangerous. Bowsers staff spend their working days surrounded by lava waterfalls, bottomless ravines, and floating blocks that could logically fall on their heads and kill them at any second. The tasks theyre forced to do dont make up for it either, with loyal employees having to waste their lives away endlessly walking backwards and forwards in a straight line, crying inside as they see their idiotic management attempting the same failed recruitment strategy (i.e. kidnap) for the umpteenth billion time. On top of all that theres also the constant possibility a brightly coloured Italian might randomly jump on their head or set fire to them, so thats assault and burning alive added to the ever increasing list of what Bowsers crew have to face on a daily basis. In short, it really isnt an employment opportunity youd want to explore, so why not just apply for a nice admin job with Wario instead?