8. Saxton Hale Team Fortress 2
There is nothing on this earth that can prepare you for the sheer manliness of Saxton Hale he swims in rivers of testosterone, considers his breakfast steak the most important steak of the day and fights gorillas because he damn well feels like it. In fact, gorilla-wrestling is a weekly event at his company (it takes place on Fridays) as a way to build morale. The only thing remotely unmanly about Hale is that you cant actually play as him in Team Fortress 2 you may only read up on his manliness. But by god, what manliness there is according to the Saxton Hale facts page, his Mann Corporation (company motto we sell stuff and get into fights) has given him enough money to purchase England, hes frequently cut his way out of primate hell, hes fought off a lion while having a haircut and has eaten a whole ostrich. This doesnt even cover how manly this man is you really have to experience it for yourself. Its utterly bizarre, and one of the many gleaming jewels in Team Fortress 2s crown.