9 Most Annoying Video Game Sidekicks

2. Morgana (Persona 5)

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What is it with irksome faux felines in Japanese RPGs?

Persona 5's mandatory mascot has an almost unhealthy obsession with ruining your day, constantly telling you to go to bed after only the slightest bit of exertion as though it's your mother. Done a crossword? Best get those jimjams on. Made a cup of coffee? You must be knackered, let me tuck you in.

Yes, it's a means of regulating progression, but it's a constant ball-ache to be told what to do by a f**king cat. There's definitely something untoward going on whenever the protagonist is dictatorially forced to doze off under Chairman Meow's instruction. Given the idiot cat's indecent obsession with the Phantom Thieves' female members, it's probably best not to speculate.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.

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