Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Zlatan Ibrahimovic... FOR FREE. The Swede sensation needs no description. If you haven't seen him play, you're living on another planet and missing out big time on one of the world's finest strikers. Ibrahimovic's contract expires at the end of the first season, so you can swoop down and pick him up for free. He's peaked, but his 89 rating can't slide too far immediately, meaning he'll be a great pickup for any team in the world. His wages could be astronomical, but the lack of a transfer fee will balance that out. And it's Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
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