9. Melee Weapon
There have been so many weapons available to use throughout the entire GTA series. Be it chainsaws or shotguns or dildos, practically anything you can think of can be used to kill enemies or random passers-by. So why not include the phone in this list? It would add nothing to the overall gaming experience, but wouldnt it be funny if you could just throw your phone at a random character or suddenly beat someone to death with it? Its pretty pointless, but surely thats the only reason things like ketchup bottles and burgers were made pick-up-able in GTA IV? It would be great to be able to pick other peoples phones up too. So many times in GTA IV I bumped into a NPC and saw them drop their phone. Wouldnt it be fun to be able to pick that phone up and either run off with it, give it back nicely or just throw it right at their face?