2. Prostitution Should Only Cost You The Energy It Takes To Beat The Money Out Of Them
How GTA taught us this:
After my many back alley sexual liaisons in a stolen car with a prostitute named Shanghai Desire (one of those instances where art does imitate life) I would look at my money bar (and wallet) and see the violent decrease in funds.
After personally deciding that that was quite a bit of cash for the novelty of seeing a badly animated car bounce up and down, many GTA players exact vengeance on the money thieving, not so happy ending giving prostitute because hey, it’s a game, we’re allowed.
The results is one of the most valuable life lessons a game, film, religion could give us in that there is a way to get your money back. Granted it isn’t legal, but how much of that liaison is legal any way?
Thanks to GTA, many men and women now get their happy endings for free. It’s a real Disney story.
If GTA didn’t exist we would…
Not use prostitutes…The horror.
(Disclaimer: Neither myself or WhatCulture condone using prostitutes, or beating them to death afterwards.)