Grand Theft Auto wouldn't be the game we love if it wasn't for the level of delinquent behavior that it allows us to experience. Try doing this stuff in the real world and not dropping the soap in the shower will become your number one goal in life. GTA IV sucked out the fun factor that normally is associated with the series in favour of a more serious line of storytelling, but thankfully Rockstar saw sense and reversed that decision in GTA V. Now we have dogs, wild animals, blimps and random strangers to use as an outlet for our inner scumbag. Taking a detour from the main storyline in GTA has never been this much fun. Some of the usual suspects will say that acting out random acts of violence or sex in GTA means that you are secretly hiding desires to do it in real life. Just because you might choose to spend half an hour finding the highest peak you can drive your car off and then crash it into an unsuspecting line of bystanders, armchair psychologists see that as evidence that you secretly want to wear your mother's underwear and kill hitchhiking teenagers. Well, if they want to believe that, let them. They might not be able to tell the difference between reality and fiction, but we can. So, in celebration of all the misunderstandings and misconceptions that come with every GTA launch, here are 10 outrageous things you can do in Grand Theft Auto V...