9. Sports
Who cares about the Spaniards winning Euro 2012? Or whoever is going to win a bunch of medals at the Olympics? They’ll just be on A Question Of Sport next year trying to guess who an even more obscure sportsman is. No one is going to remember any of these 2012 sporting events in years to come.
Although GTA 5 might not feature the 1983 album by Huey Lewis and the News, it will feature sports! Golf, jogging, jet-skiing and hiking up mountain (I’m pretty sure jet-skiing is an Olympic sport and if not then something needs to be done about that, how can we take any other event seriously with the absents of jet-ski’s?) will all feature as revealed in the glorious trailer. Other presumable sports will be; street racing, backyard basketball, pub darts, snooker, bowling and a few others as we have seen from previous games.
Let’s face it; the vast majority of us aren’t going to achieve anything close to the high levels of sporting prowess demonstrated by the athletes we’ll see throughout the year, but we can achieve in GTA. The online leader board is an achievable goal, if you try hard enough and put in the hours you can climb to the top and achieve your goal of being the greatest GTA bowler of all time! Now that is something to look forward to.
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Another article drawing in GTA fans.
Piss off.
Sorry, I forgot we are not supposed to deliver articles and topics people want.
…and Ashley, may I also add that your mother is too easily drawn in, she won’t piss off either
Actually a big fan of these articles and I really like the 10 reasons concept. Plus for once they’re written by british people! As much as I would love for it to be an article giving us new info about the upcoming game (don’t we all) and even though this must be like the 5th of your 10 reason’s about GTA V that i’v read you still manage to make a range of funny and different points. So cheers!
Okay so this end of this article does not make sense.
“So if I were you I’d write-off the rest of 2012, crawl into your gaming den and play the hell out of Grand Theft Auto 5.”
We do not know when it is going to come out and we won’t know until Rockstar tells us, but based on the lack of information from Rockstar it is more likely to come out in 2013 than not.
Great article. My life regarding GTA 5 is like a constant tease.
NOT COMING OUT THIS YEAR!!!!! jeeeeez, GTA IV had like 4/5 trailers, GTA V has had ONE trailer, and a loooooong time without any new info, ITS NOT READY YET!.
Do you work at Rockstar North? No? Then you have no idea when its coming or what stage of development they’re at. Don’t make assumptions you chump.
screw the rest of 2012 ill be writing off the rest of 2012, and 2013. this game is gonna be epic, and saints row the third has nothing on GTA
@b
Chump?…ya silly chimp.
Use your brain! You think they gonna spring a massive game like GTA V on us with only 1 trailer for marketing?. Look at GTA’s history of marketing, it’s going to be an early 2013 release at best, I don’t need to work for Rockstar it’s flipping obvious.
Go back to playing with your lego “chump”.
you spelled down wrong.
”reminded us all that slowing (don’t) time to shoot people in the face is still awesome.”
Never mind that Ashley fella, We know there’s not going to be any new news but this was a great read. Thank you.