GTA V: 5 Mistakes That Must Be Avoided

Luckily for humanity, we are here to guide the world with a helping hand to direct Rockstar’s latest foray in to the criminal underworld.

Whilst the power hungry megalomaniacs at Rockstar sit on their thrones made out of people€™s expectations and desires, maniacally laughing over our pallid bodies begging for a sweet release like, a release date, another trailer, a lock of hair from the main character, pretty much any tangible revelation that can keep our bubbling excitement at bay; we here at WhatCulture towers are ponderously looking forward to one of the biggest gaming releases of all time. With anything that excites you, comes niggling doubts, and whilst I€™d rather entertain the prospect of a decade living with Piers Morgan than comprehending a poor GTA instalment, there are doubts, mistakes could be made and if so a brilliant gaming experience could be ruined...Kind of...Maybe. Luckily for humanity, we are here to guide the world with a helping hand to direct Rockstar€™s latest foray in to the criminal underworld.

1. Placing Too Much Emphasis On The Technical Side

It€™s common in a world of advancing technology and ego massage for people to get lost in the loveliness of their own design. It€™s a shame, but mediums of entertainment have become so ignorant of anything other than how it all looks it€™s become as upsettingly surreal and vain as an episode of America€™s Next Top Model; only with less bitching, bulimia and underwater photo shoots of video game characters (If you€™re unfamiliar with America€™s Next Top Model and think I€™m joking about Underwater photo shoots, I€™m not; it€™s ridiculous.) This is especially true in modern gaming, style takes the priority over other aspects. Take Battlefield 3 as an example; does anyone have anything interesting to say about it other than the fact it€™s new engine was quite nice to look at? Even most of the pre-release buzz was about the design and little all else; because everything else sucked. While it€™s natural for technological advancements to be an interesting feature; Rockstar can€™t prioritise this as a way of impressing people; when the game lacks substance. Tron Legacy looked pretty, doesn€™t stop it being the worst film I€™ve ever seen; Battlefield 3 looked pretty, doesn€™t stop it being the dullest game I€™ve ever played. GTA 5 can look pretty, but it must do a lot more than that.
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