5. Everyone Looks The Same
As a result of some very odd character creation choices, picking your own gene pool has seemingly made no huge difference to general appearances. Everybody in GTA V looks like some sort of crack head bastardized child of John Marston. If you decided not to pick the Red Dead hero as your Pappy, then the only difference you will have is that you don't have really small eyes and a tiny little smirk written all over your face. Would it have killed Rockstar to make the character creation a little more obvious? This whole choosing your parents vibe, whilst obviously trying something different, hasn't really succeeded at all since everyone within Los Santos looks about as graphically imaginative as a Second Life character. There are a few exceptions to this rule however; I have seen plenty of transvestite looking 7 foot tall black women running around thanks in part to the high heels that can be purchased All men seem to pale in comparison when it comes to height, which is evidence again of the inconsistent weirdness of everyone who inhabits the sunny world of San Andreas.