8 Tips For Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse

4. Location, Location, Location

OK, so you've learned the basic essentials. Next you need to think long and hard about where you're going to set up your base camp. By ensuring you set yourself up somewhere nice and safe you're already half way to surviving. Now, if you're thinking to yourself "I'll just find a nice cosy house to hide in" then you're an idiot. What if somebody is already inside and they don't intend on having any housemates? You could find yourself staring down the barrel of a gun quicker than you can say "Boomstick"! And what if the people inside have already been infected? Do you fancy becoming their latest snack? Basically what we're saying is pick your pad carefully. If you're own home is safe enough then we'd advise sticking it out there. Remember though, you may find other survivors trying to gain entry to your fortress so be prepared to protect that which is yours against the living as much as the dead.
 
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