10 Problems You'll Only Understand If You Date A DJ

You're heading to the club for the fifth consecutive night in a row. Your feet are hurting. Your hangover is now into its 100th hour and you've decided to just go with it. Your head hurts because of the blaring music you've made your ears listen to over and over again. Oh, and it's only Tuesday. It's not because you're a big lover of going out, or a student, or an alcoholic obsessed with dancing. All your symptoms are based on one fact of life: you are dating a DJ, and any traditional weekly routines you had going have completely gone out the window and been forgotten. Early nights... what are those again? You see the sun rise pretty much every day now through bleary eyes. Jealously is now the predominant emotion you're feeling every evening, and you still can't quite shake it off. You're sick of listening the same old tunes, and the beat dropping is no longer exhilarating and more an indication of how much time is left until you can climb back into a taxi and head back to your current hotel bed. Whoever said that dating a disc jockey is glamorous and fun is an absolute liar. Fending off song requests from drunken idiots is not glamorous, and having to buy multiple drinks because your BF can't leave the DJ booth is not fun. In fact, it's downright exhausting. Here are ten problems only those poor individuals who date a disc spinning DJ will understand.