Welp, it's officially Christmas season, which for some those words bring feelings of anxiety and frustration, but for others even the idea of Christmas instils enthusiasm and jubilation. You get to watch all of the wonderful Christmas movies you loved as a child. You get to see all of your family - even some you haven't seen or talked to since last Christmas - and, most importantly, it's finally socially acceptable to listen to Christmas carols. Whether they're blasting from the department store speakers as you make that final present-buying trip, or being sung by those dancing reindeer that you wish you'd never bought, once you get into December, Christmas songs are unavoidable. There's no point fighting it: you may as well accept that, for the next month, you're frequently going to be forced to listen to tracks like Frosty The Snowman and White Christmas until your ears bleed. This being the case, if you're going to be forced to do something then you may as well try to have fun with it. From West Coast legend Eazy-E letting everyone know what Christmas is like in Compton to a "Weird Al" Yankovic classic; today you're going to be presented with ten offbeat Christmas songs that are so absurd that you'll have no choice but to get excited. So, turn the volume up and let the eggnog flow. These are ten absolutely ridiculous Christmas songs guaranteed to get you in the holiday spirit.
Jesse Gumbarge is editor and chief blogger at JarvisCity.com - He loves old-school horror films and starting pointless debates. You can reach out at: JesseGumbarge@JarvisCity.com
